Gordon Klingenschmitt Says Something Stupid; Film at When the Hell Ever

Remember when Katy Perry gave a speech at a Human Rights Campaign gala? You know, where she talked about overcoming bigotry?

Yeah, that wasn’t about overcoming bigotry. That was Satan. At least, according to Gordon Klingonshit Klingenschmitt. I’m not kidding.

“If you had been sincere in your prayers at the Jesus camps, you would have prayed against sin and the devil,” Klingenschmitt said on a recent episode of his “Pray In Jesus Name” program. “You would have repented of your sin and invited Jesus to rule your heart. But apparently that’s not what you prayed.”

After declaring that that Perry is now “ruled by Satan,” Klingenschmitt offered her some helpful advice: “Katy Perry, you don’t just need more of your Jesus camps, more of the Bible, more of what your parents told you; you need to get the devil out of you.

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I don’t think that’s the devil in Katy Perry, Gordon. I think it’s what we refer to as “logic”. You should try it sometime; it’ll do you a world of good.

About Silverwynde

I'm a Transformers fan, Pokémon player, Brewers fan and all-out general nerd. I rescue abandoned Golett, collect as many Bumblebee decoys and figures as I can find and I've attended every BotCon--official and non--since 1999. I'm also happily married to a fellow Transfan named Prime and we were both owned by a very intelligent half-Siamese cat, who crossed the Rainbow Bridge on June 16, 2018. We still miss him. But we're now the acting staff of a Maine Coon kitty named Lulu, who pretty much rules the house. Not that we're complaining about that.
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