The Grand Nagus did it: he defunded Planned Parenthood.
Screw this. I say that everyone should make a nice contribution to PP, using the Grand Nagus’ name and address*. Because why the hell not. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to find a nice, soundproof room and let loose a nice, long primal scream. Catch you guys later.
*If you want to do just that, the address is:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
No, it isn’t doxxing; that address is public record.