The Robot Apocalypse Can’t Happen Soon Enough: Idiot Judge Edition

I found this festering pile via the Friendly Atheist. If you haven’t had your fill of judges who are too damned stupid to be on the bench, give this bullshit a read.

“The court had no doubt that Mr. Vallejo is an extraordinarily good man,” Low said just moments before sentencing Keith Vallejo to prison for sexually abusing the two females. “But great men, sometimes do bad things,” Low continued.

Nope, it’s totes not the fault of the rapist! He just couldn’t help himself! It was just an honest mistake! /sarcasm

Why don’t you go ahead and say that the guy fell on top of the victims with his pants open and he “accidentally” put his penis inside them. You know, it just fell in and the whole penetration thing was just a huge coincidence? Because why the hell not? Don’t laugh, as that defense has actually been used.

But of course he was a “good” man. Every abuser looks and seems like a good person; that’s how they gain the trust of their victims. It’s called grooming and it isn’t that hard to understand.

At least a few people get that:

“At the end of the day, we’re still going to tell you that your perpetrator was a good person, they made mistake and somehow it was still your responsibility,” Bitton said.

Because it’s always the fault of the woman, whether she was showing too much ankle or had a drop of “Al-key-hall”. It’s the lady’s fault with her evil ladybits! She done tempted that there good man! But the judge did figure out that maybe he should keep his yap shut at some point in time:

Low did not respond to multiple requests for comment.

Color me surprised. Oh wait, I’m not. Because this garbage happens all the damned time. If you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go binge a kitten vid or three… thousand. Because my head is utterly full of fuck right now. Catch you later; I’m out.


About Silverwynde

I'm a Transformers fan, Pokémon player, Brewers fan and all-out general nerd. I rescue abandoned Golett, collect as many Bumblebee decoys and figures as I can find and I've attended every BotCon--official and non--since 1999. I'm also happily married to a fellow Transfan named Prime and we were both owned by a very intelligent half-Siamese cat, who crossed the Rainbow Bridge on June 16, 2018. We still miss him. But we're now the acting staff of a Maine Coon kitty named Lulu, who pretty much rules the house. Not that we're complaining about that.
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