“Folks, we’re talking about people who’ll kill babies,” he said. “They don’t even think about killing babies. We’re talking about unsaved people who will do anything for money.”
“Is it weather terrorism?” Daubenmire asked. “I wonder how many bridges were washed out down through Missouri and through Illinois and up through parts of Texas. I wonder, through the flooding, how much stuff was destroyed that they can just blame it on the weather, ‘Well, it was just bad weather that came through there.’ Hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars of damage that was done and is it being done through weather modification?”
“You can scratch your head and say there is nothing to it,” he said, “or you can peak youe head inside the curtain and see if maybe there is some man behind the curtain that they told us that we’re not to pay any attention to.”
Don’t worry too much about it, Dave. The guy behind the curtain? It’s just Cobra Commander, pressing the buttons on his new and improved Weather Dominator. Looks like we’re gonna have to call in GI Joe for this one or we’ll be paying Cobra who knows how many millions of dollars in 1980s cash to convince them to knock it off.
Or, you know, it could be because it’s spring and the weather isn’t exactly stable. There’s always that, you know. But what do I know?