I Got Nothing

Now, I’m going to be the first to admit that I’ve never heard of this guy. But it seems he’s kind of infamous. You see, he tried to sue Apple for not stopping his access to the porn that ruined his marriage. If that’s not crazy enough, he tried to marry his laptop. Well, if that’s not enough for you, he’s now suing House Democrats over Pride flags outside of their offices. Because apparently, homosexuality is a religion.

YEAH. There is no way in hell THAT could backfire.

Okay, I am getting myself a Pride flag and hanging outside my house. Then I can claim that I live in a house of worship and get tax exempt status. Because why the fuck not?

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Well, since I have this well known religious symbol on my blog, I guess I’m now qualified to give marital advice and I can run a daycare, no questions asked, along with all the other perks of being a religion.

Like I said, there is just no way that this can backfire at all. 🙄

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About Silverwynde

I'm a Transformers fan, Pokémon player, Brewers fan and all-out general nerd. I rescue abandoned Golett, collect as many Bumblebee decoys and figures as I can find and I've attended every BotCon since 1999. I'm also happily married to a fellow Transfan named Prime and we were both owned by a very intelligent half-Siamese cat, who crossed the Rainbow Bridge on June 16, 2018. We miss him every day.
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