How About No.

Have you heard about the new iPhone X? Yeah, the one that was just announced? The one that will allegedly set you back a grand? Yeah, that iPhone.

How about no. All of the no. Because I can’t justify spending a thousand damn dollars on a phone, no matter how cool it might be. Oh and some of the bells and whistles don’t exactly work, either; namely, the facial recognition stuff. Yeah, explain to me again just why I should drop a friggin’ K on this phone?

I just… no. Because I can’t. There is literally nothing I can do or say to justify that. But if it’s your thing, knock yourself out.

About Silverwynde

I'm a Transformers fan, Pokémon player, Brewers fan and all-out general nerd. I rescue abandoned Golett, collect as many Bumblebee decoys and figures as I can find and I've attended every BotCon--official and non--since 1999. I'm also happily married to a fellow Transfan named Prime and we were both owned by a very intelligent half-Siamese cat, who crossed the Rainbow Bridge on June 16, 2018. We still miss him. But we're now the acting staff of a Maine Coon kitty named Lulu, who pretty much rules the house. Not that we're complaining about that.
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