You Made Your Point, All Right…

That point was: you are a frigging IDIOT.

From the “You can’t make this shit up, even if you tried” files with a “How effing stupid are you?!” chaser: a guy in Missouri decided to post a “Slaves 4 Sale” sign on his property to–wait for it–prove that he is totes not racist.


I am not making this shit up. At. All. From the news article:

Geisneheyner says the sign is a reaction to being treated like a racist because he flies the flag in front of his home.

“If people actually believe that a Confederate flag stands for slavery, well, I might as well be just as stupid as they are,”said Geisenheyner, who has mixed-race grandchildren.

Oh, I’m sure that went well. What could possibly go wrong with a display such as this? Oh, wait…

Some of Geisenheyner’s neighbors are highly offended by his sign.

“I am going to tell you why it is offensive to me. I remember the signs on the wall that says ‘white only.’ I am that old. I remember the signs on the wall that says ‘negros only entrance here.'”

Whoops. Yep, that totes didn’t make our rebel flag waving douchecanoe look racist at all! Nope, he is so not racist! /sarcasm

Geisenheyner took his sign down Tuesday afternoon because he believes his point has been made. His neighbors hope that next time Geisneheyner want to make a statement, he chooses another way to express himself.

I’ve got an idea. He can tattoo “I’m a brainless dipshit” on his forehead. That’s perfectly legal and a lot less embarrassing. It also gives the rest of us a head’s up so we won’t have to interact with this guy voluntarily. Win-win situation in my book.

About Silverwynde

I'm a Transformers fan, Pokémon player, Brewers fan and all-out general nerd. I rescue abandoned Golett, collect as many Bumblebee decoys and figures as I can find and I've attended every BotCon--official and non--since 1999. I'm also happily married to a fellow Transfan named Prime and we were both owned by a very intelligent half-Siamese cat, who crossed the Rainbow Bridge on June 16, 2018. We still miss him. But we're now the acting staff of a Maine Coon kitty named Lulu, who pretty much rules the house. Not that we're complaining about that.
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