Welcome to Asshat of the Week. This is where I point out an asshat and let the world know that they are an asshat because most asshats are extremely self unaware and have no idea that they are behaving like an asshat. This week’s asshat is Noah Crowley.
The name may not sound familiar, but his asshattery went viral: he’s the guy who made that lovely racist prom proposal. Yeah, he’s “that guy”. You’ve probably seen his face on your newsfeed as you’ve perused Facebook or you’ve seen him on Snapchat or Instagram or whatever. Trust me, he’s rather internet famous now.
Now, Crowley has since apologized, claiming that the whole thing was a joke and that if you really know him, that’s so not him.
Excuse me while I laugh in derision.
I’m sorry, but did you honestly believe that people would fall for that shit you spewed? If that “wasn’t you”, Crowley, just tell me why in the hell you held up that damned sign and had someone snap your picture? Why would you even think of posting this garbage on social media? This wasn’t a joke; this was you acting like a privileged little ass weasel and now you’ve been called out on it.
Yes, Crowley, you are an asshat. A gigantic one, at that. So much so that for you, prom is cancelled. Permanently. No one wants to be seen in public with an asshat and they sure as hell wouldn’t want to been seen in a picture with an asshat like you. So you get to stay at home that night and think about what you did. And for good measure, try writing an essay on why you were behaving like an asshat and how you’ll do better next time.