Not Impressed


You have no idea.

Okay, so this is A Thing That Exists:

Let’s start with the obvious: this looks terrible. And I’m being kind when I say that. The CG looks dated for one and the fact that the only real bright spot here is Jim Carrey is another. Quite literally, the only thing that might draw me in is Carrey’s Robotnik and that’s all. Nothing about this appeals!

Bigger problem: Coolio had a gigantic fucking problem with Weird Al’s parody of “Gangster’s Paradise” but he had zero problems with this garbage pile film using his ever-so-damn-serious song?! Are you effing kidding me?! This has got to be a friggin’ joke and a terrible one at that! Argh!!

Prime’s interested. I am anything but. Though I wonder if I could work myself into a hate watch of this thing. That could be fun… if I enjoy torturing myself.

It’s officially CMN month at Costco. Normally, I wouldn’t care but as of right now, I do, if only to beat Walmart at its own game. Mean-spirited? Maybe. But I’m honestly sick of Walmart and how they’ve done nothing but fool the public at large into thinking that they give a damn about anything. They don’t. I can’t help but think that Walmart’s support of CMN is simply to get tax write-offs and breaks, which saves them a shitload of money. But what the hell do I know? I only worked there for thirteen years.

Prime and I have tickets to a Timber Rattlers game next Monday, but my schedule has been screwed with and I have to work that day. I might just tell him to switch the damned things out for Tuesday night, since I’m off then and I’m feeling a little too mentally tired to deal with switching shifts with anyone.

About Silverwynde

I'm a Transformers fan, Pokémon player, Brewers fan and all-out general nerd. I rescue abandoned Golett, collect as many Bumblebee decoys and figures as I can find and I've attended every BotCon since 1999. I'm also happily married to a fellow Transfan named Prime and we were both owned by a very intelligent half-Siamese cat, who crossed the Rainbow Bridge on June 16, 2018. We still miss him. But we're now the acting staff of a Maine Coon kitty named Lulu, who pretty much rules the house. Not that we're complaining about that.
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