Welcome to Asshat of the Week, where I find a blithering asshat and let the entire known multiverse know that this flesh creature is, in fact, a moronic asshat. Because asshats literally have no idea that they are asshats; they lack self-awareness and a functional brain/mouth filtering system. This week’s Asshat is none other than Matt “Dumbshit” Walsh. If you don’t know who this guy is, here’s a crash course.
I found this fuckery via the Friendly Atheist: you can peruse the original post here. I should warn you that the urge to slam your head against a wall will be pretty high, so you may need to step away from the computer or put the phone down. But here are some screenshots from the dipshit in question, just in case he gains enough sentience to realize how stupid he was and goes on a deleting spree.
You can pick your jaw up because yes, you are reading that correctly. Such breathtaking idiocy and he makes it look so easy.
Because rapists never try to get custody of the children, ever. Sure, Jan. Whatever you say. You think you know best even though it’s painfully obvious that you don’t. He also doubled-down on the stupidity, which prompted me to respond:
Before you ask: I was being nice. He deserves a far more scathing response, but in his case, it would sail right over his head.
Then, there’s this:
Oooh-eee! Someone is upset!
Don’t worry, I got the cure:
Of course, if he shut his damn mouth and got the hell off Twitter, that might help, too. But this guy isn’t aware enough to figure that out.
He might also take some comfort in knowing that he’s got a nomination for Asshat of the Year! Because this is stupidity on a level I haven’t seen in a long while. So congratulations, you blithering asshat. You made the cut. You should be “proud”.
Or in Matt’s case, asshat. Standard operating procedure for him.