Hasa Diga Eebowai

In this part of Africa, we all have a saying
Whenever something bad happens
We just throw our hands to the sky and say
“Hasa Diga Eebowai”

Hasa Diga Eebowai?

It’s the only way to get through all these troubled times
There’s war, poverty, famine
But having a saying makes it all seem better

Hoo. Boy.

So, the order came down from Governor Evers: stay at home. Non-essential businesses are to close. Me, I’m okay because Costco sells food and we have the pharmacy, so people need us. Target should be fine. Wal-Mart will still be open. Meijer won’t shutter, either. But other businesses? They have to close.

No, you don’t need a doctor’s note to be outside, but social distancing is the new normal.

I have Thursday through Sunday off, so I’m pretty much going to be a shut-in during that period. Yay. The Switch will get a workout. But I’m not going anywhere. There’s no where to go, to be honest. Hell, I don’t even know if the buses will be running!

Excuse me sir
But what exactly does that phrase mean?
Well, let’s see, Eebowai means “God”
And Hasa Diga means “Fuck you”
So I guess in English it would be, “Fuck you, God”

Our weekends are slow. Our weekdays are busy. Nothing is normal, anymore.

When God fucks you in the butt
Hasa Diga Eebowai
Fuck God right back in his cunt
Hasa Diga Eebowai

Fuck it. Here’s some William Shatner. Because I’ve got nothing else to say.

About Silverwynde

I'm a Transformers fan, Pokémon player, Brewers fan and all-out general nerd. I rescue abandoned Golett, collect as many Bumblebee decoys and figures as I can find and I've attended every BotCon--official and non--since 1999. I'm also happily married to a fellow Transfan named Prime and we were both owned by a very intelligent half-Siamese cat, who crossed the Rainbow Bridge on June 16, 2018. We still miss him. But we're now the acting staff of a Maine Coon kitty named Lulu, who pretty much rules the house. Not that we're complaining about that.
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1 Response to Hasa Diga Eebowai

  1. DeviceDude says:

    I know you and Prime will have plenty to keep you occupied during the stay-at-home order. You 2 will weather this storm together.



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