The Sound and the Fury


So, we have some updated rules for conduct in American Family Field. It’s nothing too terrible, really: wear a mask, social distance, don’t congregate in other areas of the park, that sort of thing. It should be easy to follow and not too troublesome, right?

Nope. Already there are covidiots complaining about this. It’s fucking ridiculous.

I get it: you want to tailgate. I’d love to do the same. But we fucking can’t because of Covid. There’s still a pandemic going on right now and we have to minimize the spread. Y’all are acting like spoiled children who can’t get your way. Good fucking lord.

I remember last year. I remember wondering if we were even going to have a season. I was disappointed as hell that I couldn’t be in the park to support my guys but I did it the only way I knew how: cheering them on at home. Now I finally have the chance to go back to the ballpark and you dipshidiots are hellbent on ruining this for me.

Yeah, when this pandemic is over, I want most of the general public to stay six feet away from me forever. Most of you guys can’t be trusted. You’re making it very obvious.

About Silverwynde

I'm a Transformers fan, Pokémon player, Brewers fan and all-out general nerd. I rescue abandoned Golett, collect as many Bumblebee decoys and figures as I can find and I've attended every BotCon--official and non--since 1999. I'm also happily married to a fellow Transfan named Prime and we were both owned by a very intelligent half-Siamese cat, who crossed the Rainbow Bridge on June 16, 2018. We still miss him. But we're now the acting staff of a Maine Coon kitty named Lulu, who pretty much rules the house. Not that we're complaining about that.
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