This is A Thing That Almost Happened: The Grand Nagus was on an airplane that needed to make an emergency landing. Seriously.
Former President Donald Trump was flying home from a speech in New Orleans on Saturday when the airplane experienced engine failure, turned around and made an emergency landing, two people familiar with the incident said.
I feel cheated right now. I’m not kidding. Because DAMMIT!
The plane flew about 75 miles before it reversed course and made the emergency landing at the same New Orleans airport, the person familiar with the matter said. Trump returned home safely on another donor’s plane.
There is no god. None. Because thousands of decent people die every day, but this asshole has the luck to make it back to the airport when the plane he’s on has mechanical problems. Unbe-fucking-lievable.
I need a fucking drink. In the worst way possible.