You’re Shitting Me

This is far more topical than I care to admit.

This is A Thing That Almost Happened: The Grand Nagus was on an airplane that needed to make an emergency landing. Seriously.

Former President Donald Trump was flying home from a speech in New Orleans on Saturday when the airplane experienced engine failure, turned around and made an emergency landing, two people familiar with the incident said.

I feel cheated right now. I’m not kidding. Because DAMMIT!

The plane flew about 75 miles before it reversed course and made the emergency landing at the same New Orleans airport, the person familiar with the matter said. Trump returned home safely on another donor’s plane.

There is no god. None. Because thousands of decent people die every day, but this asshole has the luck to make it back to the airport when the plane he’s on has mechanical problems. Unbe-fucking-lievable.

I need a fucking drink. In the worst way possible.

About Silverwynde

I'm a Transformers fan, Pokémon player, Brewers fan and all-out general nerd. I rescue abandoned Golett, collect as many Bumblebee decoys and figures as I can find and I've attended every BotCon--official and non--since 1999. I'm also happily married to a fellow Transfan named Prime and we were both owned by a very intelligent half-Siamese cat, who crossed the Rainbow Bridge on June 16, 2018. We still miss him. But we're now the acting staff of a Maine Coon kitty named Lulu, who pretty much rules the house. Not that we're complaining about that.
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