By now, everyone knows that Elongated Muskrat succeeded in buying Twitter. Now, it’s just a matter of time before Muskrat offers the Grand Nagus his Twitter account back, and even though he swears he’s not interested, we all know that the Grand Nagus will jump on the chance to get back on Twitter. He might claim that he’s sticking with Truth, but we know the actual truth is he wants back on Twitter. It’s freaking obvious.
When the news hit JoeMyGod, a number of commenters said they were deactivating their accounts. The moment I saw the news, I immediately logged out of Twitter. I have zero intentions of going back until Elongated Muskrat sells it again. Because I’m fairly certain that this is going to be an unmitigated disaster, just like 2016 through 2020.
Yes, it sucks. But I want no part in Muskrat’s platform. I don’t trust the jackass. The only thing he’s ever done that was worthwhile was a cameo in Iron Man 2. That was it. I refuse to prop up his fragile ego. I have my blog. I don’t exactly need Twitter.
I’m just going to end this by saying that once Twitter erupts in flames, I’ll be there with the marshmallows and chocolate bars. Somebody else can bring the graham crackers so we can make s’mores over the sputtering embers that were once known as Twitter.