Category Archives: Assholes

Leave This Here

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Nuff Said

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An Update

Here’s the time-line of events as we best understand it. Things are conflicted, it seems. I don’t know if I will ever view anyone in the same light ever again. But it gets worse: Thomas was a victim. Currently, Torrez … Continue reading

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That’s a Spanking

This Is A Thing That Actually Happened: Akon needs a sex ed lesson, or at the very least, some tutoring in basic biology. Because seriously, WTF? No, really: please explain how you can rub one out, pop it into an … Continue reading

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Things I Wish I Could Tell My Ex

-Your jokes were never funny. None of them. -Your gifts usually sucked. Especially the gag gifts. -Your entire family was dysfunctional, enmeshed, and/or completely toxic. If you’d had half a functioning brain cell, you would have gone low/no contact with … Continue reading

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Narcissistic Writer Tweets What?

Apparently, Joanne has her boxers in a twist and is righteously indignant about what Graham Norton had to say about the transgender issue: “Enjoying the recent spate of bearded men stepping confidently onto their soapboxes to define what a woman … Continue reading

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You’re Serious

Apparently, Rumble is offering Joe Rogan $100 million to leave Spotify and join them. They cannot be serious. But apparently, they are: “Dear Joe, We stand with you, your guests, and your legion of fans in desire for real conversation. … Continue reading

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On Kyle Rittenhouse and Excusing Shitty Behavior

I wish I could say that I was surprised. I’m not. It ended exactly as I expected it: with a full acquittal. I know: I should have expected more. Been a little more hopeful. Been a bit more positive. But … Continue reading

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In His Own Words

Apparently, Townhall saw fit to run a “tribute” to Rush Limbaugh that was written by his brother. I could do a takedown, but I won’t. Instead, I’m just going to quote this tribute and simply insert some of Rush’s own … Continue reading

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Kiss My Ass

Okay, this is a thing: Historic Board Says Transformer Sculptures Can’t Remain In Georgetown. Gotta love hysterical historical societies. 🙄 From the article: Optimus Prime may have survived a crash landing on pre-historic earth and the many battles with the … Continue reading

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