Category Archives: Cartoon Logic

A Rat is a Pig is a Dog is a Fetus.

Found a this festering Dumpster fire not horribly long ago and figured, why not take this down? All the usual warnings apply: there will be language and such. So if you don’t like that, don’t read below the fold. If you’re … Continue reading

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Gordon Klingenschmitt Says Something Stupid; Film at When the Hell Ever

Remember when Katy Perry gave a speech at a Human Rights Campaign gala? You know, where she talked about overcoming bigotry? Yeah, that wasn’t about overcoming bigotry. That was Satan. At least, according to Gordon Klingonshit Klingenschmitt. I’m not kidding. “If … Continue reading

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Makes Perfect Sense

Yet another reason not to see Beauty and the Beast: the Beast looks like Baphomet and therefore is Satan. From the now either deleted or very private Facebook post: I was considering seeing the movie Beauty and the Beast. I was … Continue reading

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Cartoon Logic in the Real World

If you listen to Gordon Klingonshit Klingenschmitt, demons are using Beauty and the Beast to turn kids gay. Again, I’m completely serious and not making this up. You see, it’s demonic influences that are taking over Disney and putting this into … Continue reading

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(Not) Playing it Straight

Remember when a same sex kiss could happen on screen and no one cared, when two males could lock lips and no one batted an eye? Remember when this was common and no one cried out “Think of the children!” … Continue reading

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