Category Archives: Work

Boss Makes a Dollar…

By now, you’ve seen all the various posts on Facebook, the pictures of the different signs, all of them saying something similar: “Closed because no one wants to work”. That’s an absolute lie. It’s not that people don’t want to … Continue reading

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Walmart Level Bullshit

Saturday, I was sanitizing carts when I spotted a family standing near the exit door, watching their purchases. They had two different sets of furniture–one was outdoor and the other wasn’t–along with a full cart of groceries. Everything seemed fine … Continue reading

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The Expendables

I’m so burned out it isn’t funny. It’s not only physical, but emotional and mental. I am absolutely burned out and I’m sick of not being able to do my damned job. I was chatting with one of my coworkers … Continue reading

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Making Hay

Out of curiosity, I took a look at my latest paystub; my jaw dropped when I saw what I was making per hour. I’m making $24.50. Seriously. And I’m absolutely stunned. I spent thirteen years at Walmart. If I remember … Continue reading

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National Shitty Attitude Day

I feel attacked by this relatable content. This is late and I know it; instead of my scheduled five hour shift I stayed a full eight. I may be slightly late tomorrow as well, since I’m pulling the same shift. … Continue reading

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Vie de Merde

You have no idea. Monday was supposed to be a good day; our new car would be coming home and I’d be able to take my first ride home in him. (He’s a Scion xB in blue. In other words, … Continue reading

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Effort/Less

Trust me, I know the feeling. Holy. Slag. Today was busy. I do not kid. Our final total for today was 3,770 members. Our 10:30 door count was 350. I haven’t heard a number that high since I’ve been on … Continue reading

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Zero to Asshole in 2.5 Seconds

Okay, more than a little. And it may become more pronounced. I’ll go into that later. I took the time Friday night and cleared my browser history; I was falling back into some bad habits and I wanted to nip … Continue reading

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Urge to Kill… Rising!

This doesn’t concern you. Walk away. In things that do concern me, the tree in our front yard has started throwing off a lot of branches as of late. Last night, as Prime and I relaxed in the bedroom, we … Continue reading

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Flipping the Bitch Switch

Currently listening to Game four and the score is tied at one apiece. Yesterday was not a great day at work. Normally, I love my job. Normally, I can get along with all of my co-workers. Normally, things are fine. … Continue reading

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