Tag Archives: And today in bullshit

Screw Jobs

Over the weekend, I was interviewed for the full time Member Service position. I did fairly well. But that literally doesn’t matter. Ten to one, I will not be getting the position. They pretty much demand someone with their own … Continue reading

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N(o) F(ucking) T(hanks)

This is A Thing That Is Happening: Transformers x Funko Pop NFTs. Hasbro fucking went there. Well, technically, they went there a hell of a lot earlier with a Power Rangers NFT but now they’ve signed off on this bullshit. … Continue reading

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Apparently, You Can Legislate Stupid

Things must be absolutely perfect in Madison, Wisconsin, since our state legislature decided to pass a bill banning words in school. No, I’m not making this up and it also covers governmental training. The list includes “diversity, equity and inclusion,” … Continue reading

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Kiss My Ass

Okay, this is a thing: Historic Board Says Transformer Sculptures Can’t Remain In Georgetown. Gotta love hysterical historical societies. 🙄 From the article: Optimus Prime may have survived a crash landing on pre-historic earth and the many battles with the … Continue reading

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(Bang Head Here)

What a cluster today has been. So, Prime and I had appointments, but it shouldn’t have been a problem because I was supposed to be in at work at 15:00. We’d be done around 14:30 and things would be okay. … Continue reading

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Blue Monday

Among other things. I’ve been given a slightly more palatable choice: front end assistant. I’d have to push carts and do go-backs (returns) but it wouldn’t be anywhere near as awful as food court. I’m willing to give it a … Continue reading

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It’s Not Me, It’s You

For more information, click here. Don’t tempt me. Because I am in one of those moods. On Saturday night, I damn near lost my phone. By “lost”, I mean the idiotic thing was deactivated. Which should never have happened. See, … Continue reading

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Weekly Reader Vol 2 Issue 8

It’s time for news and views that you can peruse. It’s time once again for your Weekly Reader! Got a killer blog post? Found an amazing op-ed in your local newspaper? Found something incredible online? Give us a shout out … Continue reading

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Asshat of the Week: A Confederacy of Asshats Edition

Welcome to Asshat of the Week, where I find an asshat and let the entire multiverse know that yes, this shrieking flesh creature is, in fact, an asshat. Because asshats have no idea that they are asshats; intelligence and self … Continue reading

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Urge to Kill… Rising!

This doesn’t concern you. Walk away. In things that do concern me, the tree in our front yard has started throwing off a lot of branches as of late. Last night, as Prime and I relaxed in the bedroom, we … Continue reading

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