Tag Archives: Are you effing kidding me?

This is A Thing That Fucking Exists and I Am Not Happy

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you probably know by now that Pokémon Scarlet and Violet will be out this Friday. With new games come new Ribbons and a chance to get those Ribbons on your favorite Pokémon. Or … Continue reading

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Highway to Hell

Before you ask: Yes, I absolutely saw this sign. It’s in Indiana and honestly it needs to be further north, like just outside of Chicago. For reasons. Which I will explain. So how was the first day of the trip? … Continue reading

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Seen At My Local Walmart

Yes, that’s a copy of The Epoch Times , the far-right “newspaper” that spreads QAnon and anti-vaxxer conspiracy theory bullshit, kisses Trump’s ass and that’s put out by the Falun Gong cult. In the same fucking Walmart where I worked. … Continue reading

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N(o) F(ucking) T(hanks)

This is A Thing That Is Happening: Transformers x Funko Pop NFTs. Hasbro fucking went there. Well, technically, they went there a hell of a lot earlier with a Power Rangers NFT but now they’ve signed off on this bullshit. … Continue reading

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You’re Shitting Me

This is A Thing That Almost Happened: The Grand Nagus was on an airplane that needed to make an emergency landing. Seriously. Former President Donald Trump was flying home from a speech in New Orleans on Saturday when the airplane … Continue reading

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State of F(l)ux

As I mentioned previously, Friday stunk. Literally. Like, apparently, someone complained about me having body odor. Yeah, here’s the problem: the complaint happened at 17:00. I had been on carts for an hour, then had to assist at the front … Continue reading

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We Have a Word for You Guys

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: A Tennessee school board just banned the Holocaust graphic novel ‘Maus’, due to language and nudity. As you can expect, there is a metric fuckton of idiocy to sift through, so let’s … Continue reading

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Solid Dick: A Not-So-Gleesome Threesome

I found this via Reddit’s “Am I the Asshole” subreddit. It’s… uh, it’s quite the read: Me F26 and my husband M25 got married a year ago, I’m the kind of person that really like celebrating special occasions that are … Continue reading

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Things Fall Apart

You have no idea. Now, you remember on Tuesday that I let everyone know that BotCon was making its triumphant return after leaving us unceremoniously in 2016. I was excited; holy slag, was I ever excited to hear this news. … Continue reading

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It’s Not Me, It’s You

For more information, click here. Don’t tempt me. Because I am in one of those moods. On Saturday night, I damn near lost my phone. By “lost”, I mean the idiotic thing was deactivated. Which should never have happened. See, … Continue reading

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