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Seven Quick Takes: “It’s Five O’clock Somewhere” Edition

1) Current mood: 2) Apparently, Walmart has changed their absenteeism policy. Instead of having nine days, it’s been reduced to five. Seriously. At the meeting, everyone was forced to watch a video on the subject; the company mouthpiece said that … Continue reading

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Dead to Rights

Yesterday was… interesting. Yeah, we’ll put it like that. Apparently, Amber was on the warpath and was jumping all over everyone when it came to breaks. She was claiming that we didn’t have enough people to cover for most of … Continue reading

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Asshat of the Week: Idiots With Smartphones Edition

Welcome to Asshat of the Week, where I find a blithering asshat and let the entire known multiverse know that this flesh creature is, in fact, a moronic asshat. Because asshats literally have no idea that they are asshats; they … Continue reading

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National Stupid Day

You have no idea. Okay, so today I had a doctor’s appointment; things are fine with the “Troublemakers” as I’m now calling them. I’ll be needing a mammogram in the not-too-distant future but I don’t need another MRI until 2021. … Continue reading

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Say the Word

Prime and I just got back from the movie theatre; we saw Shazam!, which was probably the best DC movie I’ve seen since Wonder Woman. I don’t want to give too much away, but this is a nice, lighthearted romp, … Continue reading

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(Insert Third “K” Here)

It’ll get better, trust me. Even if it doesn’t, there are other jobs. And today in “Are you fucking kidding me?!”: The German family that has a stake in Krispy Kreme had ties to the Nazis. I’m fucking serious. The … Continue reading

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Peaky Blinders

I know that feeling. Life has taken a hard turn into Suckville, population Silver Defense Team. It started on Saturday and I really don’t want to go into the details, but suffice to say that our poor little Scamper is … Continue reading

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