Tag Archives: Are you that effing stupid?!

That’s a Spanking

This Is A Thing That Actually Happened: Akon needs a sex ed lesson, or at the very least, some tutoring in basic biology. Because seriously, WTF? No, really: please explain how you can rub one out, pop it into an … Continue reading

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I…Wut?

Why are stupid people **gestures violently yet vaguely**? This is A Thing That Fucking Exists Because Stupid People:A guy in California is suing Texas Pete because it’s not actually made in Texas. I’m not fucking kidding here. Philip White claims … Continue reading

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Seen At My Local Walmart

Yes, that’s a copy of The Epoch Times , the far-right “newspaper” that spreads QAnon and anti-vaxxer conspiracy theory bullshit, kisses Trump’s ass and that’s put out by the Falun Gong cult. In the same fucking Walmart where I worked. … Continue reading

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We Have a Word for You Guys

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: A Tennessee school board just banned the Holocaust graphic novel ‘Maus’, due to language and nudity. As you can expect, there is a metric fuckton of idiocy to sift through, so let’s … Continue reading

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“All Signs Point to Yes”

And today in: magic eight ball, are people stupid…? It seems that Yahoo! is shutting down Yahoo Answers, which doesn’t surprise me. I mean, who’s actually using it now when Google exists? But apparently, some people still do, and a … Continue reading

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The Day After

No, I didn’t put together a blog post for yesterday. The sheer fuckery of what happened, of that attempted coup, speaks volumes, volumes that I would dilute by trying to form any one coherent thought dealing with it. But make … Continue reading

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Solid Dick: Daddy Derpest Edition

This was found via Reddit; you just have to read it for yourself. Good luck trying not to rip your hair out. Throw away account, I’m not usually on this subreddit, but I don’t want this connected to my main … Continue reading

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Weekly Reader: Vol 3 Issue 24

It’s time once again for news and views that you can peruse. It’s time once again for your regularly scheduled Weekly Reader! Got some hot links, blog posts, or articles from a local paper you’d like to share? Head over … Continue reading

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Solid Dick: Flushing Your Marriage Down the Shitter

I found this letter from Dear Prudence via Pharyngula and hoo boy, is it ever trainwreckulous. Before we get into this, a massive head’s up: there is some abusive behavior discussed in this post. If you find that disturbing, you … Continue reading

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Redshirts

It happened: the Wisconsin Supreme Court overturned Governor Evers’ Safer at Home extension. So, we’re pretty much open. The first thing everyone did was head to the bars, sans masks and social distancing. I’m expecting a spike in COVID-19 infections … Continue reading

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