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Bird Boxed

Ya done fucked up, Elon. Okay, so you bought Twitter for more than it was actually worth, then you come up with a plan to charge for it, decided to shitcan a fuckton of employees which included some damn valuable … Continue reading

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This Happened

Think this will get me suspended?

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I…Wut?

Why are stupid people **gestures violently yet vaguely**? This is A Thing That Fucking Exists Because Stupid People:A guy in California is suing Texas Pete because it’s not actually made in Texas. I’m not fucking kidding here. Philip White claims … Continue reading

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We Have a Word for You Guys

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: A Tennessee school board just banned the Holocaust graphic novel ‘Maus’, due to language and nudity. As you can expect, there is a metric fuckton of idiocy to sift through, so let’s … Continue reading

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Asshat of the Week: Stupid Bowl Edition

Welcome to another edition of Asshat of the Week, where I find an asshat and let the known universe know that they are an asshat. This week’s asshat is none other than the Green Bay Packers’ own Aaron Rodgers. It … Continue reading

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Second Verse, Same As the First Redux

Yesterday was a nice, tall glass of hot garbage juice with a Dumpster fire chaser. Holy hell, it started on the way to work that morning: we had two different jackasses in two different overly large pick up trucks–wonder what … Continue reading

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Seven Quick Takes Friday: Karenovirus Edition

1) Current mood: Kai Wynn: the original Karen. Seriously. 2) As always: This is your weekly reminder that #FacebookIsTrash. 3) Thought for the week: Your grandparents were called upon to fight a war. You’re being told to stay home. Why … Continue reading

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I’m on Fire

No, seriously, I got this shit. It’s been a month since Lulu came into our lives and honestly, I don’t know how I was even coping without her. The simple act of popping open a small can of cat food … Continue reading

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Asshat of the Week: Southbound End of a Northbound Summer Edition

Welcome to Asshat of the Week, where I find an asshat and let the multiverse know that this asshat is exactly that: an asshat. This week’s asshat is none other than Jesse Lee Peterson. Now, you might have heard about Wisconsin … Continue reading

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