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Second Verse, Same As the First Redux

Yesterday was a nice, tall glass of hot garbage juice with a Dumpster fire chaser. Holy hell, it started on the way to work that morning: we had two different jackasses in two different overly large pick up trucks–wonder what … Continue reading

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I’m on Fire

No, seriously, I got this shit. It’s been a month since Lulu came into our lives and honestly, I don’t know how I was even coping without her. The simple act of popping open a small can of cat food … Continue reading

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Asshat of the Week: Penis Substitute Edition

Welcome to Asshat of the Week, where I find an asshat–or in this case, a couple–and put their asshattery on display for the world to see. Because asshats are far too dense to realize that they are asshats; asshats are … Continue reading

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