Tag Archives: I have lost the ability to even

That’s a Spanking

Posted on January 25, 2023 by Silverwynde

This Is A Thing That Actually Happened: Akon needs a sex ed lesson, or at the very least, some tutoring in basic biology. Because seriously, WTF? No, really: please explain how you can rub one out, pop it into an … Continue reading →

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Moving the Goalposts

Posted on February 21, 2022 by Silverwynde

From the way things look, I will probably never get my Facebook account back. Ever. Prime tried to log in to my account in an Incognito tab and instead of “We had to remove something you posted in November 2021”, … Continue reading →

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Anyway

Posted on April 22, 2021 by Silverwynde

“People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered. Love them anyway.” — from The Paradoxical Commandments I can’t. Not anymore. That cup is empty and can not be refilled. Last night, I got off of work at 17:30. Prime decided that since … Continue reading →

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Tired

Posted on June 26, 2019 by Silverwynde

I am tired. Very tired. This morning, I was almost late to work; the bus was running behind. As to why, I don’t know. And I don’t care. Because seeing the bodies of a migrant father and his daughter, drowned … Continue reading →

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Seven Quick Takes: U.N. Spacyforce Edition

Posted on June 7, 2019 by Silverwynde

1) Current mood: 2) And today in “This Is A Thing That Exists And Only Primus Knows Why Because WTF?!”: Boston will have a “Straight Pride” parade in August. Seriously. First off, shouldn’t this thing be called “Incelebration“? Second off, … Continue reading →

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Bumps in the Road

Posted on March 15, 2019 by Silverwynde

Welcome to Wisconsin in the spring. This is not (much of ) a joke. On Wednesday, Prime and I took a bit of a road trip, hunting for saline solution in the wilderness of Green Bay. It seems that Prime … Continue reading →

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Down With the Sickness Redux

Posted on March 11, 2019 by Silverwynde

It’s happened yet again; Prime’s feeling under the weather. I’m not sure what exactly he may have picked up but it seems bad. I’m keeping my distance, using hand sanitizer, that sort of thing; the last thing I need is … Continue reading →

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An Upchuck and Fucked Up Challenge

Posted on January 29, 2019 by Silverwynde

Saw your blog post the other day and it irritated me. I know exactly why. So, you’re trimming your possessions down to one tub. Basically, something you can grab and throw in the back of your car. You know, if … Continue reading →

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