Tag Archives: I Literally Can’t Even

This is a Thing that Happened and I Need to Go Back to Bed

This happened. This actually freaking happened: ‘Hot Dog Water’ seller in Vancouver gets laughs to prove point. Yes, you are reading that correctly; this guy was selling bottles of “hot dog water”, complete with a wiener inside the bottle, for the … Continue reading

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Retail Therapy

I got back from our local Shopko. I picked up a necklace there; it’s a silver paw print. I’ve already switched out the chain, as the one that came with it was too short. I’ll probably wear it tomorrow. I … Continue reading

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And Today in “To Hell with this Shit, I’m Effing Done”…

Found this via Joe.My.God.: Goldman Sachs Warns Pharma Investors: Cures Don’t Provide Sustained Revenue, Chronic Illness Is Better. Because profits (emphasis mine)! Goldman Sachs analysts attempted to address a touchy subject for biotech companies, especially those involved in the pioneering “gene … Continue reading

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Things were somewhat odd today. We had a bunch of AGMs from other stores come in to take a class on forklift driving. Some people were freaking out, but I didn’t. I mean, what’s the worst thing that could happen? … Continue reading

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I’ve Upped My Dosage, Now Up Yours

An observation: when someone says, “Not to be rude, but…” they are going to say something incredibly rude. Yesterday was terrible. I’m not kidding. Everyone, from the members to management, was rude and condescending. I had my head bitten off … Continue reading

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We Are Currently Experiencing Incoherent Rage: Please Stand By

I cannot believe that I am typing this. I am so not joking. But Dinesh D’Souza–yes, that Dinesh D’Souza—tried to be “cute” when it came to the survivors of the Parkland school shooting. And by “cute”, we mean a trolling pile … Continue reading

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I Just Work Here

(Before you ask: yes, I changed my banner. I quite like this one, for obvious reasons.) I’m sure you’ve heard the saying: Some days it doesn’t pay to chew through the straps. Yeah, I’m having one of those kinds of … Continue reading

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