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Asshat of the Week: A Confederacy of Asshats Edition

Welcome to Asshat of the Week, where I find an asshat and let the entire multiverse know that yes, this shrieking flesh creature is, in fact, an asshat. Because asshats have no idea that they are asshats; intelligence and self … Continue reading

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Asshat of the Week: Idiots With Smartphones Edition

Welcome to Asshat of the Week, where I find a blithering asshat and let the entire known multiverse know that this flesh creature is, in fact, a moronic asshat. Because asshats literally have no idea that they are asshats; they … Continue reading

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Asshat of the Week: Penis Substitute Edition

Welcome to Asshat of the Week, where I find an asshat–or in this case, a couple–and put their asshattery on display for the world to see. Because asshats are far too dense to realize that they are asshats; asshats are … Continue reading

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Asshat of the Week: “Heartbeat This, You Evil Motherf**ker” Edition

Welcome to Asshat of the Week, where I discover an asshat who lives in some backwards ass corner of the United States and point out to everyone with a functional brain, that s/he is an asshat. Because asshats literally are … Continue reading

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