Tag Archives: Nope

Here is a Creepy Thing

Wal-Mart wants to come to your house… and load your groceries in the fridge. Seriously. On Friday, the retail giant announced a partnership with August Home, a smart-lock startup, that would allow a delivery person to enter customers’ orders and … Continue reading

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How About No.

Have you heard about the new iPhone X? Yeah, the one that was just announced? The one that will allegedly set you back a grand? Yeah, that iPhone. How about no. All of the no. Because I can’t justify spending a … Continue reading

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Please Tell Me That This is a Joke

I found this little gem via Joe. My. God.: Florida Man Claims Girlfriend Accidentally Choked To Death On His Large Penis, Demands That Jury Sees It. You can’t make this sort of thing up, people. But then again, it’s from Florida. It … Continue reading

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