Tag Archives: stupidity

Asshat of the Week: Educated Fool Edition

Welcome to the latest edition of Asshat of the Week. This is where I find an asshat and let the entire universe know–asshat included–that they are a flaming asshat. This week’s asshat is Cameron Myers. Now, you’ve probably heard about … Continue reading

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Asshat of the Week: Railroaded Edition

Welcome to another edition of Asshat of the Week, where I have a laugh at an asshat because they are behaving like an asshat. This week’s asshat is TJ Miller. So TJ Miller basically got drunk, boarded an Amtrak train, … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to a Former Senator

Dear Mr. Frothy Mix, Please shut the hell up. I know you think that you are trying to help, but suggesting that kids should learn CPR and not boycott the NRA when it comes to mass shootings is stupid and it makes … Continue reading

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Asshat of the Week: Dead Eagles Edition

Welcome to Asshat of the Week. This is where I point at an asshat and laugh at their idiocy. This week’s asshat is Jesse Hughes. In a spectacular “Don’t cut yourself on all that edge, lord” moment, the frontman for … Continue reading

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Things were somewhat odd today. We had a bunch of AGMs from other stores come in to take a class on forklift driving. Some people were freaking out, but I didn’t. I mean, what’s the worst thing that could happen? … Continue reading

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Slag This. I’m Going Back to Bed

Because shit like this makes my brain hurt. According to Kevin Swanson, GAWD is going to destroy America because “The Shape of Water”. Out of the mouths of jackasses: “The Academy Award ceremonies this week provided the best film and best … Continue reading

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I’ve Upped My Dosage, Now Up Yours

An observation: when someone says, “Not to be rude, but…” they are going to say something incredibly rude. Yesterday was terrible. I’m not kidding. Everyone, from the members to management, was rude and condescending. I had my head bitten off … Continue reading

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Please Tell Me You’re Kidding

According to James Dobson, Roy Moore Is a “Man of Proven Character and Integrity”. No, this is not a damned joke: … I’m asking my friends in Alabama to elect Judge Roy Moore to the United States Senate. Judge Moore is … Continue reading

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You Made Your Point, All Right…

That point was: you are a frigging IDIOT. From the “You can’t make this shit up, even if you tried” files with a “How effing stupid are you?!” chaser: a guy in Missouri decided to post a “Slaves 4 Sale” … Continue reading

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This is Real and I Quit the World

Shoot at Hurricane Irma is an actual fucking thing on Facebook. Seriously. Ryon Edwards, who created the event on Facebook, said he had no’t expected to generate such a large response, and that he started the event out of “stress and boredom”. “A … Continue reading

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