Tag Archives: what is this I can’t even

That’s a Spanking

This Is A Thing That Actually Happened: Akon needs a sex ed lesson, or at the very least, some tutoring in basic biology. Because seriously, WTF? No, really: please explain how you can rub one out, pop it into an … Continue reading

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Verifiable Disgust

This is A Thing That Actually Fucking Happened: Taliban is buying blue checkmarks on Twitter. No, I am neither joking nor making this shit up because it is real and happening. At least two Taliban officials and four prominent supporters … Continue reading

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This is A Thing That Fucking Exists and I Am Not Happy

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you probably know by now that Pokémon Scarlet and Violet will be out this Friday. With new games come new Ribbons and a chance to get those Ribbons on your favorite Pokémon. Or … Continue reading

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Moving the Goalposts

From the way things look, I will probably never get my Facebook account back. Ever. Prime tried to log in to my account in an Incognito tab and instead of “We had to remove something you posted in November 2021”, … Continue reading

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And Today in “To Hell with this Shit, I’m Effing Done”…

Found this via Joe.My.God.: Goldman Sachs Warns Pharma Investors: Cures Don’t Provide Sustained Revenue, Chronic Illness Is Better. Because profits (emphasis mine)! Goldman Sachs analysts attempted to address a touchy subject for biotech companies, especially those involved in the pioneering “gene … Continue reading

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This is Real and I Quit the World

Shoot at Hurricane Irma is an actual fucking thing on Facebook. Seriously. Ryon Edwards, who created the event on Facebook, said he had no’t expected to generate such a large response, and that he started the event out of “stress and boredom”. “A … Continue reading

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Makes Perfect Sense

Yet another reason not to see Beauty and the Beast: the Beast looks like Baphomet and therefore is Satan. From the now either deleted or very private Facebook post: I was considering seeing the movie Beauty and the Beast. I was … Continue reading

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Tale As Old as Time

I found this steaming dumpster fire at the Friendly Atheist and yes, it is as bad as you think: not only did this mother cancel her Disney vacation, she also received hate mail over it. Considering what she posted, it’s rather easy to see why. … Continue reading

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Morning Coffee: Cup Twenty-Three

Current cup: Decaf hazelnut by Steep & Brew. It’s time for another Morning Coffee post, where I post things both personal and political and sometimes nonsensical. So in the words of Marvin Gaye: Let’s get it on!

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A Texas-Sized Mistake

It seems lawmakers in Texas have advanced a bill–Senate Bill 25–that would allow doctors to not tell pregnant women that something may be wrong with the fetus they are carrying. In other words, these doctors wouldn’t have to say “Your … Continue reading

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