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I…Wut?

Why are stupid people **gestures violently yet vaguely**? This is A Thing That Fucking Exists Because Stupid People:A guy in California is suing Texas Pete because it’s not actually made in Texas. I’m not fucking kidding here. Philip White claims … Continue reading

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Seven Quick Takes: A Question of Agency Edition

1) Current mood: 2) Shopko’s last day was Sunday. All of the stores are now officially shuttered here in Wisconsin. I don’t know how to feel about it, honestly. It’s one less store to check for Transformers, but the prices … Continue reading

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What the Doctor Ordered

Can we get some samples of this at my Costco? It could help. Saturday was not a good day. At all. I don’t want to go into the gory details, but it involved a trip to the ER and a … Continue reading

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Down With the Sickness Redux

It’s happened yet again; Prime’s feeling under the weather. I’m not sure what exactly he may have picked up but it seems bad. I’m keeping my distance, using hand sanitizer, that sort of thing; the last thing I need is … Continue reading

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Dropping the Ball(s)

Speaking of boners: you know that emergency text that everyone was supposed to get sent to their cell phone at 13:18 CDT? Yeah, I never got it. So I’m guessing that if the Grand Nagus starts a nuclear war with … Continue reading

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Asshat of the Week: Jesse Lee Edition

Welcome to Asshat of the Week, where I find an asshat and put their asshattery on display for all the world to see. Because asshats literally have no idea that they are asshats; they lack that sort of self awareness. … Continue reading

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Ain’t No Cure

Or two. In a van. You get the idea. Prime and I weren’t able to make it out to the game; it seems that I’m a bit too ill to go much of anywhere. I managed to catch a summer … Continue reading

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Scamper, Come Home

Nice to know we have so much to look forward to in the future. The storm might be over, but the weather is still finding ways to screw with us. Our poor car, Scamper, got stuck in a snow drift … Continue reading

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Motivation

Somedays, I need that sort of kick in the pants. Don’t ask me how but Prime was able to score the two of us Opening Day tickets. Currently, the Crew is in San Diego, as their opening series is against … Continue reading

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We Are Currently Experiencing Incoherent Rage: Please Stand By

I cannot believe that I am typing this. I am so not joking. But Dinesh D’Souza–yes, that Dinesh D’Souza—tried to be “cute” when it came to the survivors of the Parkland school shooting. And by “cute”, we mean a trolling pile … Continue reading

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