Tag Archives: You Can’t Make This Shit Up

Try Not to Get Offended

I found this little gem fetid, steaming pile while on Patheos. Try not to get too offended by my position on the matter. As a society, we are now looking for offense around every corner. Leaders are being forced to resign. Commenters … Continue reading

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Please Tell Me That This is a Joke

I found this little gem via Joe. My. God.: Florida Man Claims Girlfriend Accidentally Choked To Death On His Large Penis, Demands That Jury Sees It. You can’t make this sort of thing up, people. But then again, it’s from Florida. It … Continue reading

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Uh, What?

According to “Coach” Dave Daubenmire, Hillary was gonna turn every church into a heathen mosque! You can’t make this slag up, people. No matter how hard you try. I got nothing. Seriously, I got nothing else here.

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Why the Only Thing Hans Fiene is Owed is a Smack Upside the Head, For Obvious Reasons

Here’s a fresh, steaming pile of shit for us to pick through. I found it while wandering the intertoobz; it seems to be making the rounds, as you can see. Once you read it, you’ll understand as to why. It’s pretty freaking terrible and … Continue reading

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Can’t Tell if Serious or April Fool’s Joke…

I found this via Dispatches From the Culture Wars and I’m still shaking my head over it: the Grand Nagus has declared April “Sexual Assault Awareness Month”. Seriously. This is the same guy who said he could “grab ’em by the pussy”, the same … Continue reading

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Makes Perfect Sense

Yet another reason not to see Beauty and the Beast: the Beast looks like Baphomet and therefore is Satan. From the now either deleted or very private Facebook post: I was considering seeing the movie Beauty and the Beast. I was … Continue reading

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All of My Contempt. ALL OF IT.

I found this diamond of a turd via Dispatches From the Culture Wars. It’s a helluva doozy and that is putting it mildly: Iowa just gave parents reproductive control over their unmarried daughters. Seriously. 7. A cause of action for injunctive relief to … Continue reading

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