Category Archives: And Now For Something Completely Different

Last Minute Prep

Posted on August 17, 2022 by Silverwynde

My toiletries bag is packed. Prime’s suitcase is as well; it’s not holding any of his clothes but more of mine. Normally, I would be perfectly fine with seven tee shirts, but not anymore. My internal thermostat has been cranked … Continue reading →

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Not Today, Costco

Posted on August 15, 2022 by Silverwynde

Okay, things are getting pants-on-head idiotic at work and I am not fucking here for it. Holy shit. So, I literally have no idea whether or not I am supposed to even go near the fucking doors; I’ve been told … Continue reading →

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(Hose) Beast (Com)Mode

Posted on August 12, 2022 by Silverwynde

I thought when Pam had transferred back to her old warehouse, the doors would be quieter. I was wrong: Nature truly does abhor a vacuum and now we have something even worse. A psycho hose beast. We have a hose … Continue reading →

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Lip Service

Posted on August 9, 2022 by Silverwynde

We had our yearly meeting on Saturday. It was the typical “hooray for us” sort of thing that I heard while working for Walmart. Mostly, it dealt with the business but it also covered things like our culture and so … Continue reading →

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Exhausted

Posted on August 5, 2022 by Silverwynde

This week has been brutal. Work has been busy, the new sales started, there’s been so much attitude at the doors it’s ridiculous. So let’s have a cat video. Because why not?

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Twenty One Days

Posted on August 4, 2022 by Silverwynde

It’s three weeks until BotCon. Three weeks. Twenty one days. I’m getting back to the grind, so to speak. Today was not nearly as busy as yesterday; honestly, I would call it steady. It wasn’t anything like Wednesday. Our final … Continue reading →

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First Day Back

Posted on August 3, 2022 by Silverwynde

I had the last nine days off; today was my first day back at work. I should have taken more vacation time. Holy shit. Today was the first day of the new advertisement, so naturally, everyone had to come in … Continue reading →

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Seen At My Local Walmart

Posted on July 28, 2022 by Silverwynde

Yes, that’s a copy of The Epoch Times , the far-right “newspaper” that spreads QAnon and anti-vaxxer conspiracy theory bullshit, kisses Trump’s ass and that’s put out by the Falun Gong cult. In the same fucking Walmart where I worked. … Continue reading →

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And Now, For Your Viewing Pleasure

Posted on July 27, 2022 by Silverwynde

Josh Hawley, hauling ass to the tune of “Yakety Sax”. Enjoy!

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Stormy Weather

Posted on July 25, 2022 by Silverwynde

On Friday, Brenda let me in on a little gossip: on Mary’s first day back at the door, not even an hour into her shift, Kim dragged Mary into the office to complain to the store manager that Mary was … Continue reading →

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