Category Archives: And Now For Something Completely Different

Last Minute Prep

My toiletries bag is packed. Prime’s suitcase is as well; it’s not holding any of his clothes but more of mine. Normally, I would be perfectly fine with seven tee shirts, but not anymore. My internal thermostat has been cranked … Continue reading

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Not Today, Costco

Okay, things are getting pants-on-head idiotic at work and I am not fucking here for it. Holy shit. So, I literally have no idea whether or not I am supposed to even go near the fucking doors; I’ve been told … Continue reading

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(Hose) Beast (Com)Mode

I thought when Pam had transferred back to her old warehouse, the doors would be quieter. I was wrong: Nature truly does abhor a vacuum and now we have something even worse. A psycho hose beast. We have a hose … Continue reading

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Lip Service

We had our yearly meeting on Saturday. It was the typical “hooray for us” sort of thing that I heard while working for Walmart. Mostly, it dealt with the business but it also covered things like our culture and so … Continue reading

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Exhausted

This week has been brutal. Work has been busy, the new sales started, there’s been so much attitude at the doors it’s ridiculous. So let’s have a cat video. Because why not?

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Twenty One Days

It’s three weeks until BotCon. Three weeks. Twenty one days. I’m getting back to the grind, so to speak. Today was not nearly as busy as yesterday; honestly, I would call it steady. It wasn’t anything like Wednesday. Our final … Continue reading

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First Day Back

I had the last nine days off; today was my first day back at work. I should have taken more vacation time. Holy shit. Today was the first day of the new advertisement, so naturally, everyone had to come in … Continue reading

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Seen At My Local Walmart

Yes, that’s a copy of The Epoch Times , the far-right “newspaper” that spreads QAnon and anti-vaxxer conspiracy theory bullshit, kisses Trump’s ass and that’s put out by the Falun Gong cult. In the same fucking Walmart where I worked. … Continue reading

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And Now, For Your Viewing Pleasure

Josh Hawley, hauling ass to the tune of “Yakety Sax”. Enjoy!

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Stormy Weather

On Friday, Brenda let me in on a little gossip: on Mary’s first day back at the door, not even an hour into her shift, Kim dragged Mary into the office to complain to the store manager that Mary was … Continue reading

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