Category Archives: And Now For Something Completely Different

Too Funk To Druck

Considering what’s going on, I could use a beer. Or three. Fortunately or unfortunately, I managed to figure out why I was so exhausted on Wednesday night: it was the night before one of the worst anniversaries. Namely, the anniversary … Continue reading

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The Devil You Know

Why? Because fuck that thing, that’s why. A couple of nights ago, I hit my old Wal-Mart. For the helluva it, I chatted with Linda, the liquor store cashier and asked her how things were going. In a word, badly. … Continue reading

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Saturday Night’s All Right

Have a nice day. Today was busy enough to guarantee that we’d hit at least 2,500 members. It’s Friday, after all, and Christmas is eighteen days away. Most people were in decent moods; there was one old fart who was … Continue reading

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Tis the Season

Because it’s too damn cold and I don’t want to leave the house. For reasons. Another somewhat slow day today. I was in early–9:45–and was surprised to see that we didn’t have members waiting out in the vestibule. That may … Continue reading

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It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like…

No regrets. Quieter and deadlier. Whereas the dog was useless. The weekend was odd: Saturday was idiotically busy, while Sunday was so slow that we had to cut payroll. There was no Badgers game on Saturday and we were going to … Continue reading

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Thoughts and Prayers

You might want to ask Milo Hanrahan, who is apparently two million dollars in debt. Yes, you are reading that correctly. The far right activist Milo Yiannopoulos was more than $2m in debt during 2018, according to a collection of documents … Continue reading

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Pain in the Skidplate

This is so true it hurts. Both literally and figuratively. So I ran into one of my former co-workers today; we weren’t able to chat for too long but what she told me certainly was interesting. She’s no longer working … Continue reading

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