Category Archives: And Now For Something Completely Different

Not Joking

Truth. No jokes today. I know the date, but I’ve never been a fan. Life has become a sick, twisted joke as of late and I’m tired of it. We’re only allowing two people in the warehouse per Membership card. … Continue reading

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Routines

Ah, dear old Elim. His wit and wisdom do help during these trying times. Lulu is happily lapping up her dinner; it’s Wholehearted chicken and pumpkin, so there’s a lot of broth for her to enjoy. The sound of her, … Continue reading

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Unreality

I’m wondering if we’re in the universe of The Stand or The Dark Tower. At this point, who the fuck even knows? Monday night, I got my “essential worker” letters–one for me and one for Prime, since he’s my driver–from … Continue reading

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Hasa Diga Eebowai

In this part of Africa, we all have a saying Whenever something bad happens We just throw our hands to the sky and say “Hasa Diga Eebowai” Hasa Diga Eebowai? It’s the only way to get through all these troubled … Continue reading

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Going Viral

This is so true, it’s painful. We are completely out of toilet paper. We’re even running low on the industrial strength stuff that’s usually just purchased for business/resale use. Supposedly, we’re not supposed to sell more than five cases of … Continue reading

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“Deranged” Is Right

This is so truthful it hurts. Heard around the house: Prime: Do you really want that character in your kid’s line? Me: Who? Prime: Tarn! Me (confused): Huh…? Prime: The leader of the DJD?! Me (still confused): …ooooookay… Prime: THIS … Continue reading

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

I doubt liquor is the answer but I’ll be damned if it isn’t worth a shot. Tuesday was yet another cluster; I honestly thought I was working 11 to 16 that day. However, it was actually 10:30 to 15:30 and … Continue reading

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