Seven Quick Takes Friday: Universal Greeting Edition

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1) Current mood:

You have no idea.

2) I’m still irritated with notWiesia; I don’t think it’ll change anytime soon. I told Prime that I could use Scamper as the lot duty car if I got my license; why put unnecessary mileage on Skids? He’s admitted that there could be merit to my idea, so it’s something.

3) Family Guy needs to be cancelled. Immediately. It’s not funny anymore because punching down isn’t funny. It never was and it never is and it never will be. Just saying.

4) This is a thing that exists:

Galarian Ponyta, or My Little Ponyta, if you will. I’m going to have to trade with Prime for this one, because it’s Psychic, and it’s a freaking unicorn for pit’s sake (its ability keeps allies from being poisoned!), so I need it on my team. Like yesterday. Kinda torn for a name, though: Rarity? Whisper? Swift Wind?

5) As always:

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This is your weekly reminder that #FacebookIsTrash.

6) Here in Wisconsin, we often sing “Da Bears Still Suck”. I’m thinking of changing it to “The Braves Still Suck”. A ten run first inning? During game five? Of the NLDS?! You guys didn’t even bother to show the hell up, did you?! And do not get me started on the Dodgers, either!

7) This week has been utter shite. I’m seriously glad that I have Lulu in my life or I would have had a nervous breakdown. That’s not an exaggeration, either. The sertraline is barely keeping my anxiety in check and I’ve had several panic attacks over the course of the week. I’m wondering if fighting this bullshit is even worth it, as I have zero desire to see notWiesia ever again. I’m so upset that I don’t even want to walk into the building anymore.

On that thoroughly depressing note, I’ll draw this to a close. Stop by again next week for more quick thoughts on the things that matter and the things that don’t. Until then, see you soon!

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National Coming Out Day


I’m here, I’m bi, and I’m letting the universe know!

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Weekly Reader: Vol 2 Issue 24

It’s time once again for news and views you can peruse. It’s another Weekly Reader! And as always, if you have a link you’d like to share, let me know in the comments!

Why I’m Not Coming Out as Bisexual on National Coming Out Day (from Medium): “I’m not coming out as bisexual on National Coming Out Day because being bisexual means coming out every time I’m in a new relationship, because if I’m dating a woman they’ll think I’m gay and if I’m dating a man they’ll think I’m straight (they’re also making assumptions about who I’m dating if they think that — and there are more options than two).”

‘Family Guy’ Is Still Just as Transphobic as Ever (from Out): “There’s also a long, boring joke where a waiter can’t figure out if Ida is a woman or a man while she’s on a date with Brian the Dog and then when they go back to a hotel to have sex later in the [episode], Brian says he’s worried someone will find out he’s having “goofball sex” (whatever that means). He’s reassured by his family that in 2019, “things that were gross five years ago are heroic.”

Thanks for calling me gross and saying anyone willing to have sex with is me a hero, Seth. That’s just great.”

RealClear Media Has a Secret Facebook Page to Push Far-Right Memes (from The Daily Beast): “It’s a far cry from the usual fare on RealClearPolitics. Founded in 2000, the site was an early online aggregator of political news, curating links to widely read politics stories and opinion articles in other major outlets. The site has become synonymous with its polling aggregator, which is regularly cited by news organizations on both sides of the aisle as an objective metric of major political races. In recent years, the site has expanded to cover health care, finance, foreign policy, and more.”

30,000 People Were ‘Disappeared’ in Argentina’s Dirty War. These Women Never Stopped Looking (from History.com): “For decades, the women have been advocating for answers about what happened to their loved ones. It’s a question shared by the families of up to 30,000 people “disappeared” by the state during Argentina’s “Dirty War,” a period during which the country’s military dictatorship turned against its own people.”

NASA Hands Elon Musk a Reality Check (from The Atlantic): “It’s practically in the job description for NASA administrators to tell contractors to meet deadlines, but the public back-and-forth felt unprecedented; how many contractors also have a Mars spaceship project on the side?”

Planned Parenthood has been building a secret abortion “mega-clinic” in Illinois (from CBS News): “Since August 2018, Planned Parenthood has used a shell company to construct the facility, leaving no public trace that the former medical office would become one of the largest abortion clinics in the country. CBS News first visited the site in August, while it was still being built.”

Why Jeffrey Epstein loved evolutionary psychology (from The Outline): “Epstein provided lavish funding to a number of prominent academics whose work is relevant to evolutionary psychology, most notably the mathematical biologist Martin Nowak and the eccentric evolutionary biologist Robert Trivers, and was connected to others, like the psychologist and public intellectual Steven Pinker. Epstein’s appeal to these scientists may have been nothing more than the allure of easy money unencumbered with the usual restrictions of a National Science Foundation grant. However, the explanations for human behavior developed in these scientists’ work must have been appealing to a man of Epstein’s proclivities. For example, Steven Pinker has described men as likely biologically predisposed to aggression, violent competition over women, and even rape, while evolutionary psychologist Geoffrey Miller wrote that sexual selection, male-male competition, and mate choice can explain why men have dominated the “political, economic, and cultural life in every known society.””

A floating device created to clean up plastic from the ocean is finally doing its job, organizers say (from CNN): “The Ocean Cleanup system is a U-shaped barrier with a net-like skirt that hangs below the surface of the water. It moves with the current and collects faster moving plastics as they float by. Fish and other animals will be able to swim beneath it.”

Mark Meadows and the Undisclosed Dinosaur Property (from The New Yorker): “It’s also possible that Meadows wanted to avoid drawing attention to the Colorado property and the complicated and perhaps unflattering story behind it. The property is not an ordinary piece of land but a rich site for finding dinosaur bones, and this appears to be the primary reason that Meadows bought it. Those bones then became the subject of a long-running fight among young-Earth creationists—and they are likely the reason that Meadows sold the land, ultimately, to Answers in Genesis. Meadows’s involvement with the land may have been, in part, a moneymaking venture, but it seems chiefly to reflect his commitment to, and entanglement with, the contentious and controversial world of creationist paleontology.”

How detective work is being used to rescue kids from the foster care system (from Vice): “Often, the people Prudden and his team find are unaware that they even have a relative in the system. After being approached by Extreme Recruitment, Nadine Jackson recently moved from Minnesota to Missouri to adopt 17-year-old Tyjuan, her biological grandson who had lived in nine different group homes in the last eight years.”

‘Do you ever think about me?’: the children sex tourists leave behind (from The Guardian): “Brigette, 10, and her 11-year-old cousin, Arianne, aren’t in school because they have a stomach bug. There is no toilet and no running water, and no means of cooking other than over an open fire. Even when she is well, Brigette is often too hungry to tackle the 10-minute walk to school. Brigette’s mother is a sex worker. And Brigette knows that somewhere, far away, in a barely imaginable but often-thought-of place called England, she has a father. She knows only his given name: Matthew.”

That’s all for now. Stop by again for more information you may find fascinating. Until then, happy reading to you!

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Vie de Merde

You have no idea.

Monday was supposed to be a good day; our new car would be coming home and I’d be able to take my first ride home in him. (He’s a Scion xB in blue. In other words, he’s Skids. Since I couldn’t have Bumblebee, I now have Skids.)

However, the universe saw fit to take a gigantic shit on me. Or rather, one of my co-workers did. Because fuck me, I guess. One of the managers–we’ll call him “Idiot Manager One”–wanted to ask me a question. I’m thinking it might be about getting more hours since we’re shorthanded. Instead, I get pulled aside and asked why I haven’t been doing lot duty.

Long story short: I need to get a driver’s license or I’m going to have to transfer to a different department. The only one with openings right now is Food Court. We all know how much I loved it in there.

Here’s the thing: I know who complained. I know exactly what the hell is going on here, because it happened several months ago while Dennis was still alive. It’s one of the full-timers–not Wiesia–who has a penchant for complaining about everything. I’m not kidding. If someone goes over their break by a few minutes, she’s in the office, complaining. If someone does something she doesn’t like, she’s in the office, complaining. If she doesn’t get to go on the walk she wanted, she’s in the office, complaining. If someone isn’t fast enough during the walk, she’s in the office, complaining. If someone doesn’t get their papers signed, she’s… well, you get the idea.

She has no friends at the doors, for very good reasons. She’s alienated almost everyone up there. Monday, it was my turn.

So now she’s bitching that it’s not fair that I don’t do lot duty. Okay, fine. But I’m in “vindictive mode” right now, which means I’m willing to passive aggressively lash out and hurt her, not caring if I get hurt along the way. As the night went by, I started thinking that I wanted to simply tell the manager I was dealing with that sure, I’d transfer to Food Court, effective immediately, just let me finish out my shift in there and away from the doors, which would have meant that at least two people from the Front End would have needed to take over.

Hey, that would be fair, right? She could run her shit show however she wanted. No complaints from my end.

Hell, I’m still tempted. As far as I know, there aren’t any back stabbers in there. I might be physically exhausted, but I won’t be nursing knife wounds between my shoulder blades.

FML.

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Thirty Five Years – Thirty Five Thoughts #3: You Bet Jurassic

My confession this week? I was terrified of velociraptors. Absolutely terrified out of my mind by the damned things. To me, they were vicious little horrors. Fast forward a few years for the arrival of Beast Wars and a Predacon turned Maximal. I blame this guy:

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Now, if you were a child of the 1980s, you were taught that dinosaurs were “big, slow, and stupid”. They were lumbering lummoxes who were easy to outwit and were extremely out-maneuverable. If you couldn’t beat the T.rex with your brain–and how could you not?–you could outrun it. Easy peasy, right?

Then came Jurassic Park. Things changed. Boy, oh boy, did things ever change.

Jurassic Park portrayed dinosaurs in a far more modern light; these creatures weren’t slow, stumbling lizards but quicker and more bird-like. The T.rex was a horrifying creature, the Dilophosaurus–my favorite for many years–was an adorable little terror who enjoyed munching on actors from Seinfeld. The Brachiosaurus was a large, gentle beast that could communicate with musical tones. I could go on, but I think you have the point.

Then, there were the Raptors. These creatures were basically ripped from my worst nightmare: intelligent, swift, brutal, they were killing machines.

I hated them. They were the stuff of nightmares and I hated them. Until the day I started watching Beast Wars.

By the time I was able to actually sit down and watch Beast Wars, the show had two seasons under its belt and was airing its third. Since the show had been syndicated and no station in my region was airing it, I simply hadn’t had a chance to watch. So when I finally got cable again, which had a dedicated WB station that carried the program, I was able to play catch-up with the prior seasons.

I was hooked almost immediately, as the characters and story pulled me in, but I was most intrigued by the Predacon traitor, named Dinobot.

He was brutal. He was cynical. He didn’t give two shits what you might think of him. He was the least cuddly, most untrustworthy character on the show. He was the absolute polar opposite of Bumblebee. He was the least likely character to ever catch my eye.

And I loved him. Sweet Primus, I loved him. He became my favorite fast. In the span of a few weeks, I went from hating Raptors, to a sort of grudging tolerance for them, to thinking that they were adorable. All because of Dinobot!

I have a decent Raptor collection now, with Dinobot among them. If Prime and I are in a store and I spot one, I coo over how cute it is and how I want to take it home with me.

I’ve seen the Jurassic Park and the Jurassic World films in their entirety. I’m not plagued by nightmares about Raptors trying to stalk and hunt me. If I do dream of Raptors, they’re protecting me, tooth and claw. It took a Cybertronian, wearing the guise of my least favorite dinosaur to change my opinion about them. One turncoat traitor made me love and appreciate the fierce beauty that is the Raptor. I think I’m the better for it.

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Not Fucking Funny, Asshole

Oh, it gets worse. Trust me, this shit always gets worse. Because fucking palers can’t leave well enough alone.

So here’s a thing: a dumbshit Iowa teacher is on “administrative leave” after making a sniper rifle joke about Greta Thunberg. Apparently, she was supposed to make an appearance in the state and when someone posted “Who’s going?” on Facebook , the dumbshit in question–his name is Matt Baish–commented “Don’t have my sniper rifle.”

You are reading that correctly. This dipshit made a “joke” about possibly shooting a teenaged girl. And he’s a fucking science teacher!

Okay, it’s bad enough that this guy is a climate change denier. But what seriously pisses me off is the fact that he’s only on administrative leave. Ten to one he’s still getting paid and he’ll be back to work in due time. I’m sorry, but no. Fuck no. The asshole threatened someone who is around the same damned age as one of his students; he needs to be fired and blacklisted by every school in America. He doesn’t need to be around school aged children at all; he’s quite possibly a disaster waiting to happen. But no, let’s just pretend that he didn’t really mean it, give him a slap on the wrist, and just ignore what he said.

Because, you know, guys like that never follow through when they say/post things of that nature. No, they never actually mean it… 🙄

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Sunday Morning Nostalgia Crush!

The opening to Filmation’s Ghostbusters. This was based on a live action sitcom from the 1970s but was revived by Filmation after the release of the Ivan Reitman film. And if you thought this was bad, you should see the opening to the sitcom!

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