Category Archives: Twitter

Elon Musk is a Whiny Ass Pissbaby

A few weeks ago, Elon Musk yanked the blue check from NPR, claiming that they were state media. Needless to say, NPR said they would no longer use their Twitter account. Now, things have taken a turn for the stupid, … Continue reading

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Verifiable Disgust

This is A Thing That Actually Fucking Happened: Taliban is buying blue checkmarks on Twitter. No, I am neither joking nor making this shit up because it is real and happening. At least two Taliban officials and four prominent supporters … Continue reading

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Bird Boxed

Ya done fucked up, Elon. Okay, so you bought Twitter for more than it was actually worth, then you come up with a plan to charge for it, decided to shitcan a fuckton of employees which included some damn valuable … Continue reading

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This Happened

Think this will get me suspended?

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Fleeing the Ship

By now, you know that Twitter has a brand new owner and things seem to be going to shit fairly quickly, with hate speech spreading like wildfire, conspiracy theories being regurgitated by Muskrat himself, and Muskrat demanding that verified accounts … Continue reading

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Shut Your Tweet Hole

So this happened: Republican congressman tweets anime-themed video of him killing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. “The tweeted video – which he captioned, “Any anime fans out there?” – opens with Gosar’s name under Japanese text that reads “attack of immigrants,” an apparent … Continue reading

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So This Happened

Rosanne has been cancelled. Apparently, Rosanne went on a rather racist–and conspiracy theorist–Twitter rant. She claimed that Chelsea Clinton was married to one of George Soros’ nephews, then made a ridiculously racist comment about a former Obama aide, who just … Continue reading

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Ferengi In Chief

Yesterday, while in the breakroom at work, I caught a showing of Star Trek: The Voyage Home on the television. When the crew of the Enterprise arrives in California of the mid 1980s, we’re treated to a headline on a … Continue reading

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Yes, It’s Been Getting Worse on Twitter. Here’s Why.

I found this via Joe. My. God.: STUDY: Twitter Sees 600% Increase In Accounts From Self-Identified White Nationalists And Neo-Nazis. From the article: “On Twitter, Isis’ preferred social platform, American white nationalist movements have seen their followers grow by more than 600 … Continue reading

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