According to the House Science Committee, we should get our news “unvarnished” and straight from the Grand Nagus.
“The national liberal media won’t print that, or air it, or post it,” Smith said. “Better to get your news directly from the president. In fact, it might be the only way to get the unvarnished truth.”
Unvarnished truth? From this administration? You know, the one that has already stated that there are things such as “alternative facts” and that sometimes we can ignore truth? Seriously? You know, ignore what you see and hear, just believe what they tell you to believe?
Yeah, here’s my answer to that one:
If you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go binge some more kitten vids. Because if I don’t, my head will explode. See ya.
Iacon East 