Please Tell Me You’re Kidding

According to James Dobson, Roy Moore Is a “Man of Proven Character and Integrity”. No, this is not a damned joke:

… I’m asking my friends in Alabama to elect Judge Roy Moore to the United States Senate. Judge Moore is a man of proven character and integrity, and he has served Alabama and this country very, very well. I’ve known him for over 15 years, but recently I’ve been dismayed and troubled about the way he and his wife Kayla have been personally attacked by the Washington establishment. Judge Moore has stood for our religious liberty and for the sanctity of marriage, when it seemed like the entire world was against him. I hope you’ll vote for Judge Roy Moore for United States Senate.

Now remember, Dobson is the same jackass who beat a 12 lb. dachshund. Seriously.

“I hit him again and he tried to bite me . . . That tiny dog and I had the most vicious fight ever staged between man and beast. I fought him up one wall and down the other, with both of us scratching and clawing and growling and swinging the belt.”

The only reason Dobson “won” that fight? He was two hundred pounds and the dog wasn’t.

I can’t puke loudly or hard enough. I just can’t. But then again, I could see an animal abuser being okay with a child molester. I mean, it could make sense in some completely fucked up way.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I am going to take the longest, hottest shower of my life. Because just typing this makes me feel filthy.

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About Silverwynde

I'm a Transformers fan, Pokémon player, Brewers fan and all-out general nerd. I rescue abandoned Golett, collect as many Bumblebee decoys and figures as I can find and I've attended every BotCon since 1999. I'm also happily married to a fellow Transfan named Prime and we were both owned by a very intelligent half-Siamese cat, who crossed the Rainbow Bridge on June 16, 2018. We miss him every day.
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